Nairobi is a dry dust bowl these days however it seems that there’s been lots of rain everywhere outside the capital. Naivasha is green, in Western Kenya it's raining non-stop and I heard on the news yesterday that in Nakuru last weekend it was raining fish!!
The ICC are in town. Local newspapers are apparently revelling in the fact that their presence, conducting local investigations into the causes of post election violence, is sending ripples of panic amongst Kenya’s political classes.
We've decided to take the plunge - literally, and have a swimming pool built in our garden. It seems rash, I know. I wondered why the quotations we got for building it were so much less than the cost of having a pool installed in England - that is, until yesterday, when the workmen arrived, their only equipment being shovels, wheelbarrows and a ball of string.
The pool is not going to be big - just family size and we resisted the expensive lap over edges, eternity rims etc etc. It’ll be a 10 x 5 metre rectangle. Anyway, we hope it will be a good investment. One problem is that at the moment our five year old keeps asking to be excused from swimming at school. When I asked why, I got the exasperated response,
'Because it's not HEATED Mum!'
We are now considering the addition of a couple of solar panels. I also lay awake the other night worrying that the children are all now bound to get skin cancer.
When I describe our pool plans to my friend, she says,
'So it'll just be a little plunge pool then?'
My patience is wearing thin;
'No, it'll be a perfectly serviceable sized swimming pool!’
‘But you won’t be able to do lengths in it?’
Grr!
The problem is that people's expectations have got so high. The bar has been raised. Houses in our area have got so much smarter; in fact, it's hard not to buckle under pier pressure. It used to be the case that expats made do with grotty, dark, rented bungalows and that was great. We were all on the same level playing field. Up until recently only Kenyans and white Kenya cowboys owned their houses - which were also small, dark and grotty, but located very on large patches of land. Now the bits of land are being split up and sold off piecemeal, the tatty bungalows pulled down and every Tom Dick and Harry (like us) can own something, funds permitting.
I love our house but I've lived with my grotty, windowless kitchen for nearly 8 years now and up until now it's been fine ....sort of (I have grown used to whinging about it but at the same time doing nothing). However, now we have complexes of gargantuan town houses packed together with swimming pools and gyms on our doorstep and friends who have bought an acre or two and are busily building fantasy homes, LA style. Guided tours through friends' brand new houses replete with multiple ensuite bathrooms, huge, American style kitchens, dressing rooms, studies, snugs and space, space, space, does eventually wear you down.
Anyway, enough about the green eyed monster. Our ‘plunge’ pool is a very exciting prospect though I do have a feeling that building it may take quite some time.... I imagine this won't be the last you hear about it!
If you think houses in Kenya are small you have been away from England for way too long.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to reading your posts on the construction of a pool!! we have just arrived in nairobi and are thinking of putting one in too. I am interested to know how much this project is going to cost you, though I am sure it will cost you more in stress...!!!
ReplyDeleteDo something really useful gal: start a campaign to preserve the old houses of Nairobi. It’s nearly always possible to renovate inside whilst preserving architectural detail with a bit of thought and sensitivity. Once such things have snob value in a more literate, articulate society, half your work will be done. Most of the new stuff going up is just awful pastiche and you must condemn it as such with subtle, snide remarks about the Nairobi nouveaux riche and the educated by clueless. And then you'll also have material for a new post.
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I agree with both previous Anons. I HATE HATE HATE the new gated compounds, at least newer ones have larger gardens but still, the houses are horrible. The only gated compounds I have ever like are one in Nanyuki with houses obviously inspired by old Kenya houses with verandas all round and a similar one in Tanzania.
ReplyDeleteIf we are moving towards gated communities at least pay homage to the history of the country. Old colonial-esque houses and afro-centric houses would be awesome.
SAY NO TO MCMANSIONS.
Anon 2 part of the problem is that they are not inhabited by the nouveaux riche, they are often mved into by old kenya families sick of organising their own security/gardeners and sick of hearing their neighbours getting robbed.
Could this have been inspired by the dunford brothers? good development by the way.
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