
My husband did the Nairobi Standard Chartered half marathon yesterday morning. Last year he ran the ten km race, but this year he decided to step it up this year and go for the twenty one. He’s complaining a little about his sore ankles today.
I know that it is not really my story to tell, especially as I stayed home with the kids, avoiding an early wake-up on a drizzly Sunday morning and hellish traffic, but quite a few of my friends took part and there were a couple of funny stories.
First, my husband signed up everyone in his office – all profits go to the eye charity ‘Seeing is Believing’. In return, participants get a free pair of running shoes, a t-shirt etc. In a ‘eureka’ moment, my husband also asked our fast, young (23), fit gardener if he wanted to take part. He was enthusiastic and together they did some training. Jared donned his new running shoes and even produced a stop-watch. When he ran around the block in half the time of my husband, I got quite excited, thinking that perhaps he would be picked up as semi pro. runner with tons of potential. After all, I googled it and discovered on Wikipedia that of the ten fastest male marathon runners in the world, seven are Kenyan.
In the event, both did well. Jared did get to the end before my husband among the thousands of other runners but he wasn't miles ahead. What he did say was,
‘it was so annoying, there was this really fat woman running in front of me the whole time and I just couldn’t get in front of her however hard I tried. I simply couldn’t understand it!!’
After two hours, my husband was just completing the half marathon when he was lapped by the whole marathon winner who was trailing the chase car with a big digital clock on the back, entering the stadium. I gather that was quite exciting. My husband thought about taking a photo with his phone, but then decided he did not quite have the energy.
During the race, another friend got wiped out by a wheelchair that was careering along a downward slope. She was most indignant,
‘I didn’t even hear it coming!’
Apparently the event was better organised this year with whole marathon, half marathon and 10km runners all starting at different times. I heard that last year you could hardly put one foot in front of the other due to the huge numbers of competitors.
I spoke to a non running friend on the phone this morning,
‘You’re not going to go all ‘mid life crises’ on me and do the marathon next year are you? Promise me you won’t.’
‘You’re not going to go all ‘mid life crises’ on me and do the marathon next year are you? Promise me you won’t.’
A few people we know have taken up marathon running just before turning 40.
‘No, don’t worry,’ I said. ‘I absolutely hate it.’
But after I hung up I thought. Perhaps I am missing something, perhaps I should? I wonder if I could?...

you should. its painful, hellish annoying and gets your mouth numb but the feeling of satisfaction after it is unrivalled. When i was in highschool, we used to do 10 k cross country though central kenya every week. after 4 years of that, im not surprised that so many kenyans are good runners. i can now do 10 k without any problems or even needing recovery time but i have to admit that 42 k is beyond my will power at the moment. Kudos to your husband and tell your gardener that standard procedure in the west is to let your manager look good and let him win. Come ot think of it, maybe the tale about the fat lady was exactly that. "hees to slow so i wont run off and shame him so ill come up with a story" HMMMM. JK do it next year though. especially for a stay at home mum, totally worth it.
ReplyDeleteFirst the 'K' word and now thoughts of running...I'd say you are nearly a fallen mid life crisis ridden late thirty year old already.... traitor!!! But... whatever?! ... Am I bovvered?!! Tho...?!
ReplyDeleteYou can do it! I only started doing triathlons at age 42 and really enjoy them. I used to be the typical unfit couch potato, but now I am taking much better care of myself. I started slowly, walking and running and only did small distances at first, until my ligaments and tendons caught up. That way you avoid the injuries that the weekend warriors get.
ReplyDeleteBEST of all is that I can eat what I want and not worry so much about my metabolism slowing down. Come on, you know what I am talking about. If not, your body will give you signs soon.
Angela