I got a dressing down from my friend this week. We were in an internet cafe and she was playing with her ipod, excited to be able to get online. She scrolled to my blog.
‘What about these typos?’ She said. ‘They drive me mad!’ adding, ‘AND your SPELLING is TERRIBLE!’
I blushed, but fought back. I mumbled something about a blog being an informal publishing format and mistakes being difficult to spot.
‘So is this your ‘dyslexic’ blog?’ she asked. 'and that's OK is it? Why don't you spell-check?!'
By now she was pushing her luck. But I couldn’t really argue. I knew she was right. Since my connectivity has become so good at home, I have a lazy habit of typing straight into the blog post window and failing to spell check before printing (even though it does irritatingly highlight all proper nouns and names in yellow that is tricky to remove). I used to have to type posts in Word, then copy and paste or else risk suddenly losing my musings due to a dropped line. The worst period was when I could only connect to the internet via our terrible Nairobi land line. ‘Frustrating’ does not begin to describe it.
I must say to other, more tolerant readers.... thank you for your patience!! I can tell you, my Mum for one would agree heartily with my (former editor) friend, but even she has resisted the temptation to complain about my dreadful presentation, even though I know that it is long overdue. Thanks Mum!
I must say that I find it interesting that blogs have become so ‘mainstream’ nowadays. Who could have predicted it? Initially they were just perceived to be inconsequential rambling diaries. Probably most of them (like mine) still are, but now all major newspapers and magazines online have links to accompanying ‘approved’ blogs, written by staff writers. The E! Online website boasts about its new ‘blog’ format – they have obviously put some research into this and delivered a style of product that millions of readers’ demand. Politicians worldwide are not too proud to be found blogging, linking and tweeting on a regular basis.
When my same friend popped over for a cup of tea today, I called to her from my office.
‘Sorry, I can’t make you tea today – I’m far too busy spell-checking three years worth of previous posts!’
‘OK,’ she said, ‘well then I won’t give you these nice clothes I brought with me. The ones that my daughter has grown out of and would suit your 3 girls so well.’
‘Oh well in THAT case,’ I said and dragged myself away from my computer.
Anyway – after my telling off, I vow to do better. I will show more respect for my ‘casual’ blog and my very kind readers. I will therefore spell check/proof read/resist the temptation to ramble incoherently before pressing that enticing button that reads; ‘publish’.
Your blog is a refreshing read - bad spelling or good.
ReplyDeleteI like your take on the "mainstream" of blogging. I had no idea how many people read them. When I started my blog, it was solely for my family back home (and a few close friends). Folks that read it, took it for an editorial, and got quite irritated was surprising. Due to my writing style and lack of a clue in what infuriates others, I just quit blogging...but do enjoy reading yours every chance I get!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, the only way I could get anything passable was to type into Word, then paste accordingly. However, I have not noticed anything crazy and still enjoy reading...some folks are just too picky!
Thanks for all you do.
Thanks Paul and Texan Mzungu! Though I am pretty sloppy. Slap wrists! To the latter - why did you give up blogging?! Shame. I have had some pretty nasty comments in my time but would like to think I have developed a thick skin and enjoy the regular writing practise.
ReplyDeleteMust admit, I still get a mild adrenaline rush opening the 'comments' page - never sure as to what might be lurking.
p.s. I was writing the blog for 6 months before I got a single comment - so the fact that people are commenting means at least they are reading!!
ReplyDeleteI think today's world, especially the internet world is less fastidious and pedantic. As long as you can get your point across, nobody really gives a damn, well almost everybody.
ReplyDeleteSpelling mistakes or not, your musings are cool. Keep 'em coming
If you use Firefox or Google Chrome, you can download plug-ins that spell-check your text in the blog window, so no need for Word!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the compliments! I really enjoyed writing on my blog while I was in Kenya...it was a great way to keep folks up to date on my whereabouts and also let them all know I was still alive.
ReplyDeleteI guess I was "privileged" in regards to comments...I got them very early on. I think I am a lot more of an "opinionated" writer than your excellent writings. Because of that, I got A LOT of hateful mail. I got a message from a Kenyan that lived within a mile or so of where I am living now here in Southlake and made some pretty specific threats. I think 99% of readers out their are full of themselves, however after I had published pictures of me, my wife, and my daughter...this is a small world. If it were just me, I wouldn't care. The fact that they threatened my family and I am not always around, well, I am just not willing to take that chance. It is not very hard to locate someone with very little information here in the States.
I actually became the topic of a Kenyan Forum with a ton of Kenyans living here in the States participating in their little hate party. It started feeding a lot of responses to my site and quite a few true radicals. A lot of crazies out there.
Its a shame. I really liked it and, like you, looked forward to the responses almost like Christmas presents.
I am getting ready to move to another location in Texas next month, to a VERY small town. I will pick back up once I am there and hopefully convey what it is like to move from the most affluent city in the U.S. to one of a population of about 3,000 and not a single street light!
Do you do facebook?
Your former friend here!! Just could not resist the temptation to raise my head above the spelling/punctuation parapet and see how the debate is raging?! I have a book you can borrow some time... "Eats, shoots and leaves" ...The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation. I actually think I did quite well waiting three years or more before I ventured to comment!! That is definitely not zero tolerance!! Enjoy the clothes - plenty more to come!!
ReplyDelete"last week I couldn't spell dyslexic but now I are one"
ReplyDeleteHagz
I think you write well and I haven't noticed many typos. What would be irritating would be if you wrote about Kenya in the typical way that many foreigners/expats do. I'm not sure if you have come across this tongue-in-cheek article on How to write about Africa: http://www.granta.com/Magazine/92/How-to-Write-about-Africa/Page-1
ReplyDeleteGee, do we really care that much about spelling and punctuation if the meaning remains clear?? Speaking for myself ,I am grateful for all the effort you put into your blog and can't remember noticing any flaws. Keep up the good blogging. Cheers
ReplyDeleteHubert - you always were such a techie on computers!!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - I did look up the article in Granta Magazine. Thought it was excellent, so will post about this one specifically. Thanks for the link!!
YOU ROCK!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou rock!!!! You and your blog are too awesome.
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