I heard a rustling in the creeper on the outside of our house yesterday evening. It was getting dark but even so I was pretty sure that I could see the coils of a snake tucked behind a downpipe. Once again, I called for back up. My father in law and husband came. My husband climbed up on a chair and investigated the place that I was pointing gingerly at with a strong torch. He saw a small snake (9 inches?) coiled tightly around a gecko, the snake's head over the top of the gecko's nose in an attempt to eat it. Gross!!
We grabbed various weapons, a mop, a golf club, shooed the children back into the house and began to poke about. Soon enough the snake and gecko tumbled down from their elevated position on the side of the house and we all (Grandad, husband and I) jumped back with a scream. The snake slithered off at speed into the flowerbed and the gecko landed on a leaf then stayed absolutely still. With another poke, the gecko sprang to life and scampered off. We wondered why we were wearing only flipflops, fearing that the now furious snake might reappear. I wished I hadn't put straw on all the flowerbeds for mulching as it made hiding for the snake even easier.
That night I resolved to pull all the creeper from our house (or rather, delegate this task post haste) and never open the children's bedroom windows again - this might sound unreasonable but I can't rid from my mind the imagine of a slithery carnivorous snake sneaking into the dry, warm and then coiling itself into a dark corner to await discovery.
The next morning I warned the gardener that I had seen a snake on the wall of the house. He said that if it was a small snake, it was probably a baby and there was sure to be a mother lurking somewhere. Terrific..... shudder.
Our gardener swears by burning old tyres (if you can stand the fumes) to keep away snakes. Now there's an idea now parliament has reconvened...:)
ReplyDeleteyes - I have yet to hear words of wisdom chosen by 'the package' today! Must watch the evening news.
ReplyDelete9 inches?
ReplyDeleteIn Singapore, the Fire Department makes snake calls...:)
Often snakes (and big ones 8+feet) crawl up the sides of houses and into open windows. It's quite a hazard actually.
Freaks me out.
How can you possibly write about a snake in your garden when 24 of your country men are being brutally massacred?!!?
ReplyDeleteI know you are an expat but surely you can't be that out of touch with reality in Kenya!
Hi Wanjiku - this is not a current affairs blog - though I do touch on politics quite often.
ReplyDeleteWhy not write up your thoughts on 24 suspected Mungiki being killed in your blog?
As a fellow blogger from Kenya called; what an African Woman thinks, said; 'it's my window but I don't own the view.'
touche, touche
ReplyDeleteBon retort.
Thanks Sally but help, can't edit comments!
ReplyDeleteI got that last comment wrong, not '24 suspected mungiki killed' but in fact 24 (or even 30?!) Kenyans killed by suspected Mungiki, plus - 15 suspected Mungiki killed over the past two weeks by gangs of villagers - what a tongue twister!! See next post
@ Wanjiku: These are not her countrymen. Hence the name Expat Wife The issues you (or I) may find preoccupy you will not be the issues that typically occupy expats.
ReplyDeleteLocal wife.
Does that mean Wanjiku, that we should only be interested in the concerns, wellbeing and issues of our own nations?
ReplyDeleteI am not an expat but I take offense at the fact that living in the UK, someone might presume that I might not be interested in issues here, based on the colour of my skin, my nationality or my employment package.
It seems that there exist fixed ideas of who 'an expat' is and 'the issues that typically occupy expats,'
I hate it when I encounter views like that about me, don't you?
I have no reason to defend the author of this blog, I do not know her, but I'm sorry - I think you're wrong. Have you looked at the content history of this blog?
Wanjiku, this might come as a surprise to you, but to many Kenyans that is not shocking. It is shameful, disappointing, but not surprising. If you look around the blogsphere, I wonder how many "Kenyans" even are talking about it. We know why it is happening, the forces behind it, and expect even more shocking news.
ReplyDeleteSally, spot on. I think the blogger is a new kind of expat, and she is caught in a 40 year old undertow. Many of us in Kenya don't have the dialog that goes on in the UK, and judge on the Kenyan dialogue. Sometimes I think the blogger should blog about her London experience.
When I first landed in the UK, and moved to London, I was shocked to find that London is a multi-cultural city, and to find a wide spectrum of people who did not believe in the racial/and class hierarchy we have in Kenya.